Why me?
Why not me??
How much nasal mucus can one person produce? (give me a break, i could of said "snot")
Not sure yet.
Who goes there?
Open the door and find out.
What's for dinner tomorrow night?
What's for dinner tonight?
Why am I the one who usually changes the roll of toilet paper?
Maybe it's a special gift only a choice few can handle.
Why does the trash can fill up so fast?
So I can empty it.
Why am I sitting here making this stuff up?
To avoid algebra. (sorry I couldn't resist this one)
Why did I get hundreds of calls regarding the election when I'm on the DO NOT CALL list?
They liked to hear me scream before I let the answering machine get it.
How long has it been since I've dusted the furniture?
Old Wolf brand chili commercial.........well, it's been too long!
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